And he's his dad as well. Thats right, all your prayers have come true. The one with the skillz (thats right i said it with a Z), the one with the answers to your problems, the one with the arrogance to call himself a god. Yes, it is i. Foz. Welcome to the first day of the rest of your blogging life. So whats new chicos and chicas? Well im still living up preston, gave uni a miss this year, decided to work full time get some pennies together. But ya know, its all good. I guess i should continue my fine sense of storytelling. It all begins at a pub. As it should really. Im enjoying a nice 8th pint of the evening with a few guys when im disturbed from my pool game. Seems alex and his misses are having a row. Lets take you there
Alex: Im not walking you home
Misses: I dont need to be walked home, i need your keys to get my bag
Alex: Well you can wait cause i need to get in Now at this point, i lose interest. Go to the bar, order another beer. Come back and put it behind alex on the shelf. M: Well im just going to stay here on my own and wait then alex. .....
M: You'll come running back eventually
...... M: Do you want me to sit in silence or are you going to come and talk to me
A: Sit in silence YOWZAA. Myself and mike at this point are almost pissing myselfs. I look over at him and he's laughing as he's playing with his phone. That sets me off laughing but without a phone in my hand. Oh dear. Must look like im doing something......ah my shoelace is undone, so i bend down. AT THIS POINT i look up to see Alex's misses picking up a pint and throwing it in his face, then throwing the pint behind him and knocking over another pint. This is all while im kneeling down near enough infront of him. She storms out, i fall over laughing narrowly avoiding the smashed glass. Dont get me wrong, alex's misses is a uber bitch. F: By god al, your a fucking genius
A: How cool was that? Who's pint was it? And now you see the seriousness of the situation, has my pint been spilt?!?!? Frantic searching....my heart skips a beat.....aahh theres my fosters. It seems foz wins again. Go fucking me. Who would have thought any different? i am a god afterall. peace and hope Foz | 
